My Sparkly, Red Thong #SparklyUndies

If you just choked on your coffee you would be forgiven. In my defence the mentioned thong came about as part of a show I put on many moons ago when I was a finely toned athletic machine (things have changed slightly), all in the name of charity. I never thought I would have much use for it apart from creeping out my mates. I have been proven wrong. First you will need to watch below video for a bit of reference.

Now, the kids at Swap Shop got hold of me knowing full well that I am always up for a bit of banter and a good time and confirmed I would be going to Rocking the Daisies this year. “Indeed I am, what vagrant in his right mind would not?!” was my response, unsure whether I would later regret that statement. They then explained a bit about Swap Shop from Capitec and I digged the idea. So they have made the following offer to me:

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One by inflatable turbo-gecko

They then asked what I could possibly offer them and well, long story short, my girlfriend caught wind of the conversation and piped up “shiny, red thong!” (now known as #SparklyUndies). Now, in one foul swoop she has decided my fate and I am in debt to Swap Shop for one by red thong…

So, if you are in the market for a shiny, red thong while you are at Rocking the Daisies be sure to drop into Swap Shop. I guarantee they will have at least one.

About Murray

A mildly delusional social addict who once dreamed of becoming a viking

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6 Responses to My Sparkly, Red Thong #SparklyUndies

  1. Catherine September 28, 2012 at 12:15 pm #

    hahaha AMAZING!

    • Murray September 28, 2012 at 12:19 pm #

      Yeah, am thrilled to have the shiny undies finding a new owner. And I will have an inflatable turbo gecko for the Daisies

  2. Cat September 28, 2012 at 3:56 pm #

    You have to model them on Saturday!

    • Murray September 28, 2012 at 3:59 pm #

      … we may need to spend some time clarifying “model”, “saturday” and “you”

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