If you just choked on your coffee you would be forgiven. In my defence the mentioned thong came about as part of a show I put on many moons ago when I was a finely toned athletic machine (things have changed slightly), all in the name of charity. I never thought I would have much use for it apart from creeping out my mates. I have been proven wrong. First you will need to watch below video for a bit of reference.
Now, the kids at Swap Shop got hold of me knowing full well that I am always up for a bit of banter and a good time and confirmed I would be going to Rocking the Daisies this year. “Indeed I am, what vagrant in his right mind would not?!” was my response, unsure whether I would later regret that statement. They then explained a bit about Swap Shop from Capitec and I digged the idea. So they have made the following offer to me:
They then asked what I could possibly offer them and well, long story short, my girlfriend caught wind of the conversation and piped up “shiny, red thong!” (now known as #SparklyUndies). Now, in one foul swoop she has decided my fate and I am in debt to Swap Shop for one by red thong…
— Swap Shop (@SwapShopSA) September 27, 2012